From the Outside Looking In...

Now I really wasn't going to post another blog until this weekend, but after scrolling through some of the event albums I realized an intervention is in need. Apart from the fact that they are now taking my designs and sending them to China...ladies we need to talk.

Now I was under the opinion that the purpose of makeup was to enhance your personal features and to add some sense of beauty to your appearance. But I'm beginning to see a lot of unsettling makeup trends that I think we need to address for the sake of all future relationships. Now let me first start by saying that I am not a professional makeup artist nor am I aspiring to be one. I'm just a humble guy on the outside looking in. Today I speak for all the guys who are afraid to.

Imagery is a powerful tool to help you to remember, so I've included a lot of them to help get the point across. Ready? Let's talk makeup ladies.

Let me start off by saying I blame Youtube. With all these "makeup artists" out here doing tutorials it's hard to tell what's what. So let's look at some of the main things you should think about when doing your makeup.

1) Foundation

DON'T use a foundation that is 2 shades darker or lighter than your skin tone. As a matter of fact, let's not even go 1 shade....let's try for an exact match. Ladies, a lot of scary things

start happening when the flash comes out.

If it's a costume party and you're going as a ghost...fine. But other than that, let's stick to natural tones and hues. Otherwise, you'll come off as if you're trying too hard...

I beg of you. Ladies please go into the makeup stores and let them do a foundation match and stop trying to guess your shade online. And remember, when it comes to foundation...less is more. Too many times ladies seem to overdo it with the foundation and come off looking like cake face.

Let's move on to public enemy number 2.

2) Eyebrows

Now ten years ago, ladies were content with going to the barber shop and having their brows shaped out. But the eyebrows are getting out of hand. Don't believe me? Let's watch this clip to put things into perspective.

........We must fix it! Fix it Jesus!

So what are the common eyebrow mistakes we see happening way too often?

1) Brows that constantly fight each other on the playground.

2) Brows that glow more than you do.

3) Brows looking like moustaches that moved up the corporate ladder.

4) Brows that look like they flatlined on the EKG